Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I am available for nakedness
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