Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Pooping to opera.
Randomize