my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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