walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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