There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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