Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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