apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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