Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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