So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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