let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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