I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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