it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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