why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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