next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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