I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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