Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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