if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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