dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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