do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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