No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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