I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize