dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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