Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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