No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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