I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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