i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize