I can't watch pbs sober anymore
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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