found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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