i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
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It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Boobs are out for the taking
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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