Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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