I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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