Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm drive I can fine osifer
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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