Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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