I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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