A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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