oh god the rape fog is back!
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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