we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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