There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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