I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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