is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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