someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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