i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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