I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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