Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I am one with the molecules
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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