She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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