I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I accidentally burped into my bong.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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