paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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