well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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