Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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