Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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