That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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