super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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