rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The struggles of a small town man whore
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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